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Yet another Metal Trunk Box

Your Lottery Golden Metal Trunk Box has now arrived in John F Kennedy International Airport


My Name is Wreele Douglas. An FBI Agent. (Wreeley?) I am a contract staff currently attached to the verification department of the Camelot Group of the Online National Lottery mainly for non UK citizens. Your winning check of $4,306,515 (Four Million, three hundred and six thousand, five hundred and fifteen United States Dollars only) was about to expire due to your inability to travel to our office in London as the Lottery rules and regulations demanded. However, I managed to convert the check to cash in a Golden Metal Trunk Box because it was the only way to circumvent you from losing your life time opportunity.

To avoid multiple taxations and the bank charges as overdue and unclaimed lottery fund, I have successfully dispatched your golden metal box with Reg# UK8100FR through cargo and the golden metal box has arrived JFK International airport cargo unit, and has passed through custom checks.

The golden metal box is now at the airport storage facility at the cost of $25 dollars daily. Every documentation and process is legitimate because it is a lottery winning fund. Please kindly make sure you contact Mr. Nokia Lopez on (212) 851-3196 and email ( ). I have done everything to make sure you receive your winning. Please call the officer's number below for a verification and QUICK process.

Cargo Unit
John F Kennedy International Airport
Access Road New York,
NY 10010-3672,
United States
Email: ( ) JFK has a Russian email address? Sounds legit.
Tel: (212) 851-3196

Contact person Mr. Nokia Lopez

The lottery details:
Winning no: ......................
Serial no: .......................
Ticket no: .......................
Amount won: ......................

Please reconfirm these information's to Mr. Nokia Lopez
1. Your Full Name: .......................
2. Your current address: .................
3. Your phone number: ....................
4. Nearest airport to your location: .....
5. Your Occupation: ......................

Note: Do not disclose the content of the Golden Metal Box to Mr. Nokia Lopez or to anyone for security reasons.
Don't worry Wreele. Mum's the word.

Best regards,



Another Metal Trunk Box

Mr.Kevin Bryner

To Recipients

Interim Assistance General Manager,
(Operations, Maintenance, Transportation)
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown,
PA 17057, Pennsylvania USA

Hello Good Friend

Your Abandoned Package For Delivery

I have very vital information to give to you, but first I must have your trust before I reveal it to you because it may cost me my job, so I need somebody that I can trust for me to be able to reveal the secret to you.

Mum's the word!

I am Mr. Kevin Bryner, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities (Operations, Maintenance, and Transportation) here at the Harrisburg International Airport, Pennsylvania USA. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 110kg. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as "MONEY" rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,700USD. On my assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Trunk box.

Another big wad of cash in a Metal Trunk Box! What are the odds?

However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.

I'm on it Kev

Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 70% for you and 30% for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my 30% share.

I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via my private Email :( for further directives.


Kevin Bryner

Interim Assistance General Manager,
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown.


Metal Trunk Box

Mike Johnson
Today at 1:13 PM

To Recipients

Dear Beneficiary

I am Mike Johnson Director Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agent in JFK Airport New York. We are rounding up for the last Quater of the auditing, all abandom Consignment in US Airports are being transfer to our facilities here for inspection and confiscation. During our investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment on your name which was transferred to our facility here in New York and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money, rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Diplomatic Agent also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees.

I could sure use a big wad of cash in a Metal Trunk Box

On my assumption, the boxes will contain more that $6M and the consignment is still left in storage house till today through a Courier Dispatch Service. The Consignment is a metal box with weight of about 242LBS (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 680 L.)Approximately.

The details of the consignment including your name the official document from United Nation office in London are tagged on the Metal Trunk box.

I want to use my good office and clear the Consignment and deliver it to you. If you want us to transact the delivery for mutual benefit, you should provide your name, Phone Number and full address, to cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official document including the name of nearest Airport around you and other details. You should send the required details to me for onward delivery.

That's mighty big of you Mike

All communication must be held extremely confidential. I can get everything concluded within 24 to 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery. But it must be on the condition that you will give me 30% of the amount contained in the boxes and i must get assurance from you concerning my 30% before i will proceed.

I want us to transact this business and share the money, since the shipper have abandoned it and ran away. I will pay for the Non inspection fee and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this Airport to your address, Once i am through, i will deploy the services of a secured shipping Company to provide the security it needs to your doorstep. or i can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble. But i will share it 70% to you and 30% to me. But you have to assure me of my 30%. do respond to me if you are interested to conclude this with me.

Sounds fair enough Inspector Johnson

Please strictly reply to my private email;

Looking forward to hear from you

Best Regards,
Mike Johnson


Her Majesty Requests

From: HM Revenue ( Gee, Her Majesty's Revenue uses an AOL email addy?
Sent: Tue 5/06/14 7:57 PM

Attachments: 1 attachment | Download all as zip (21.6 KB) Ok...promise it's not riddled with malware & viruses?
Refund-Form.html (21.6 KB)

Transfer on Pending: 318.21 GBP

Dear Customer,
"After this last annual calculations of your fiscal activity, HM Revenue & Customs have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of 318.21 GBP"
Please submit the tax refund request to unlock the 318.21 GBP.

To access your tax refund, please download the form attached to your e-mail and confirm your details.

If you have already confirmed your information then please disregard this message.

It's really important to keep your personal information safe. Never reveal your banking security information, including log in or PIN details, to anyone via email or over the phone. Ooops!

Yours sincerely

Chris Popple
Managing Director, Digital

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I'm Veronica's beloved....woo hoo

Thursday, February 7, 2013, 12:00 AM to Tuesday, February 7, 2113, 12:00 AM
By Mrs Veronica Williams
From: Mrs Veronica Williams (

Dear My beloved

Accept my apology if the contents in this email are contrary to your moral ethics which I feel may be of great disturbance to your personal life, but I feel quite safe dealing with you. Though this medium (Internet) has been greatly abused I choose to reach you through it because it remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of communication. However, this correspondence is purely private, and it should be treated as such. I am contacting you based on Trust and confidentiality I have reposed higher confidence in your ability to handle this matter perfectly for my sake.

I am Mrs. Veronica M Williams, a Canadian Citizen married to late Engr. Fred Williams, who worked with Shell Development Company in United Kingdom for Twenty-Six years before he died 2006, We were married for eleven years without a child.He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian and as well trust in God. I married him because he is a good Christian while his people are Muslim.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive, he deposited the sum of $9.Million (Nine Million U.S. Dollars) with a financial Bank here in UK, this money is still in a financial Bank waiting to be claim. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next two to three Months due to cancer problem, the one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.

Having known my condition I decided To keep this fund in the vault, I want an organization or an individual that will use this fund for orphanages, help the need/the poor and Propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money, I will introduce you to my family lawyer that will prepare an authorization letter of claiming the funds, my happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.

Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me Room in sourcing another person for this same purpose Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated Here hoping to receive your reply and Remain blessed in the Lord Please send me your complete information, to Enable me send over to my family attorney. You are not going to pay my family lawyer because i have already taken care of Him concerning this project
(1). Full names:
(2). contact address
(3). Phone:
(4). Cell phone:
(5). Age:
(6). Occupation.
I await your response to enable me forward your details to my family as stated. Thanks and God bless
Yours faithfully,

Mrs. Veronica M Williams




I am Diplomat Andy Cole, mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your country of residence.

Well he is a Diplomat, so it must be legit!

The funds total US$12.5 Million and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in accordance with the Agreement I signed with the benefactor when he enlisted my assistance in delivering the funds to you.

I am presently United Kingdom and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person. yep, thats's me Andy!

1. Full Name
2. Residential Address
4. Occupation
5. Direct Telephone / Fax Numbers
6. Country of Origin of fund.

After verification of the information with what I have on my file, I shall contact you so that we can make arrangements on the exact time I will be bringing your package to your residential address. Send the requested information so that we can proceed.

Best Regards,
Diplomat Andy Cole


Strange plea from Liz

By Mrs. Elizabeth Juliana Oliver
From: Mrs. Elizabeth Juliana Oliver. ( Hmmm... yet another ".ua" email addy

Dear Friend,

I warmly greet you.

Please forgive me if my plea sounds a little strange or unbelievable to you. My family attorney who could have handled the process of executing my WILL & TESTAMENT on my behalf died early this year after a protracted illness. I therefore prayed fervently and by the special grace of GOD, I got your email ID from your country's guest book. I am Mrs. Elizabeth J. Oliver, a native of Brisbane Australia, I am 58 years old. I am suffering from protracted cancer of the lungs which has also affected part of my brain cells due to complications. From all indication, my condition has deteriorated and it is quite obvious according to my doctors that i may not live for the next couple of months, because my condition has gotten to a critical and life threatening stage.

I was orphaned at the age of four and was raised in an orphanage. I was married to my late husband Engineer. Steve Oliver for twenty years without a child. STEVE had cardiovascular condition and died of cardiac arrest few years ago.I am a fervent Believer and a God fearing woman just like my late husband. Steve and i lived in Nigeria for over 18 years, where my husband a petrochemical engineer by profession worked and rose through the ranks to become an executive director with a multinational construction and oil servicing conglomerate, before his demise. He also established huge private investments that i assisted in managing.

Sequel to the unfortunate and shocking demise of my priceless husband, i decided as a rule not to re-marry. when my cancer ailment became terminal & more so because i do not have a next of kin to bequeath all that STEVE & i labored for, I sold off all our choice properties and other inherited belongings comprising of a shopping mall, an hotel, shares, bonds, jewelries and other valuable family treasures and deposited the proceeds amounting to USD$10,000,000.00 (TEN MILLION DOLLARS ONLY) with First Inland Bank of Nigeria plc. As i write this fund is still deposited with the bank. The management of the bank just wrote me as the sole owner because of the unserviceable status of the fund and suggested to me in a 2 paragraph statement to issue a letter of authorization to someone who can manage the fund on my behalf because of my ill health and also threatened that the fund could be confiscated upon my failure to adhere to their Banking rules and regulations within a stipulated time frame.

I am presently at the intensive care unit of a London hospital, located at Fulham road in west London. It is the leading cancer treatment hospital in the world and i have been undergoing treatment there for late-stage terminal cancer of the lungs. I am computer literate and was fortunate enough to have my personal laptop with me, hence I am writing from my sick bed. I rarely talk; my doctors told me that I have only few months to live, unless there is a divine intervention. It is my last WISH therefore to see that 90% of this fund is invested in any charitable organization of your choice and administered as you may deem fit, especially to the orphanage homes and homes for destitute and the mentally retarded. you can also extend some part of the funds to churches and mosques and to those struck by natural disaster, if you wish.10% of the fund could also be expended on cost of administration of WILL & TESTAMENT and also on logistic support and other sundry arrangements that you may require as soon as the fund

I crave your indulgence as a God fearing individual and as someone who cares for the less-privileged as much as i do, to take it upon yourself and use this fund for the above mentioned purposes, I took this painstaking decision in other to help humanity in my little capacity before i rest in peace in the bosom of GOD almighty. According to my physicians my time will soon be up.

As soon as I receive your reply and personal information as listed below, I shall give you the official contact of the First Inland Bank plc officials, to enable you contact the Bank without delays. I will also issue you with a letter of authorization, so that my bankers will recognize your status as the new beneficiary of the fund.

The letter of authorization will further prove that you are the new beneficiary of my ESTATE, WILL & TESTAMENT. the funds have an open beneficiary mandate and as such, it is whom i authorize or appoint to act on my behalf that the bank will recognize and release the funds to.Please assure me that you will not treat this offer with levity but will rather give my bequest continued existence.

Send the information in this order:

(1) Your full names: ===================================
(2) Personal or official contact address:===============================
(3) Home or Office phone#:============Cell phone#:==========Fax#:=======
(4) Your Age: ===============
(5) Occupation:===========================
(6) Sex/Marital status:========================
(7) Private E-mail Address: ========================

Awaiting your kind response while craving your appreciation of my predicament.

Your Friend In Christ,

Mrs. Elizabeth Juliana Oliver.
(London Uk)
Private Email:


Lady Agatha Requests...

By Pauly

From:     Lady Agatha Shaw (
Sent:     Tue 4/07/09 9:00 PM

From: Lady Agatha Shaw.      and I'm the Duke of Earl!

26 Kensington Court ,
London , England .
I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment in London , England . I am married to Dr. Jim Shaw who worked with British Railway Commission in Chelsea England for over a decade before he died on 5th of July in the year 2003. We were married for fifteen years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for two weeks.   Wouldn't Jim Shaw be Lord Shaw your Ladyship? Lord Jim?
Before his death he made a vow to use his wealth for the down trodden and the less privileged in the society. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. 
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $10 Million (Ten Million Dollars) in a Vault with a Bank here in Europe . Presently, this money is still there. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next 150 days due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to an individual or better still a God fearing person who will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want an individual that will use this to fund and provide succor to poor and indigent persons, orphanages, and above all the less privileged in the Society.

Well, your Ladyship, you sure don't write good English!

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of my Lawyer. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund, through my Lawyer. I want you to always pray for me. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation.
Whosoever that wants to serve the Almighty must serve him with all his heart and mind and soul and also in truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for an individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act according to my specification herein. Hoping to hear from you.
Thank you and may the Almighty bless you.
This mail should be replied to my private email box:
Yours sincerely,
Lady Agatha Shaw (Benefactor).


I Win Yet Another Lottery. What Are The Odds?

By pauly

From: Lottery uk (
Sent: Fri 7/18/08 8:56 AM


Yahoo! Lottery Results You won ?820.000! Yahoo! Mail congratulates you! 

The United Kingdom National Lottery is pleased to announce to you the results of the winners in our weekly online Sweepstakes International program.

All 10 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails each from Canada , Australia , United States , Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually, consequently, you have been approved for a total pay out of ?820,000.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED, TWENTY THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS STERLING )

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our Afro booklet representative office in Africa as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your ?820,000.00 (Eight Hundred and Twenty Thousand Pounds Sterling) would be released to you through our Africa Agent. 

Stated below are your identification numbers:

PIN: 1256 

To file for your claim, contact our accredited African agent immediately by phone or e-mail for processing and remittance of your prize money to you.

His contact information is as follows:

-- Mr. Riaan LouwTel: +27 7247 33348
Office: 132-133 Parkhurst BalfourUnit (F), Johannesburg Gauteng2001 South Africa. 

You are to send the completed verification form below to the our Agent in Africa whose email address is given above so that you will be advised on what to do to get your prize money.  

Congratulations once more!! You have to fill up this information and send it back through our mail box. 


For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this informationconfidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this program by non-selected winner or unofficial personnel. 

Note: in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your Refereance Numbers: 2006294522 and batch numbers: MFI/06/APA-436508 in all correspondence and also contact your claim agent as directed.

Yours Sincerely,


The staff
Yahoo! Lottery Results Yahoo!
Lottery is a free service that does not require you to be a Yahoo! registered user.


The Dutch and the Brits are out to get me!

By pauly

Sent:     Wed 5/28/08 10:49 PM

I am Holly Payne and I am from Wales, United Kingdom. I need your trust and assistance to help my family and I stand as a beneficiary to claim a family consignment deposited in Holland, worth Twenty Million Dollars. You shall have seven million dollars for your assistance Please write me back through my private address I shall let you know the next step. Have a nice day.
Holly Payne

A measly seven million bucks? Holly, you'll have to do better than that. How about 50-50? Or 49-51 and be my luv slave?


Gee Archie, wouldn't be phishing would ya?

By pauly

From: Archie Kane (

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Mr. Archie Kane the Executive Director Insurrance (Insurrance?)
and Investments, Lloyds TSB,71 Lombard Street London
EC 3BS. I am in search of an agent to assist us in the
transfer of £20,000,000.00 GB (Twenty Million British
pounds) and subsequent investment in properties in
your country.

You will be required to:-

(1) Assist in the transfer of the said sum
(2) Advise on lucrative areas for investment
(3) Assist us in purchase of properties.

If you are willing to assist us in the
transaction,your share of the sum will be 50% of the
£20,000,000 GB, 50% for us. I will be pleased as soon
as you indicate your interest by including your
confidential phone and fax numbers in your positive
response, this will enable us furnish you with further
information on the procedures and modalities on how
funds will be transferred or made available to you.

Reply through this email

I await your immediate response.

My Regards
Archie Kane

Executive Director
Lloyds TSB Group PLC
25 Gresham Street, London EC2



My New Ride! So long suckers!

By pauly

From:     Mrs. Julian Roy (
Sent:     Wed 4/09/08 5:08 PM

An Affiliate of BMW UK.
We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited results of the BMW CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM held on the 8TH April, 2008. You were entered as dependent clients with: Ticket number: 2752246896 and  Secret pin code  x7pwyz2008.  

You have been approved for a payment of £450,000.00 (four hundred and fifty thousand Great British Pounds) in cash credited to file reference number:BMW:2551256003/23 And a brand new BMW 5 Series Car. You are to contact our-accredited agent for your claim now.
Mr. Dunance Clems
You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information:
1.Name in full.
2.Address in full.
3.Nationality & Present Country.
5.Phone /Fax /Sex.
6.Email address.
Once again congratulations.
Program Co-ordinator


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