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Hacked again? I think not

By Pauly

Wouldn't it be nice to just...

Latest trend in fuck-wittery

Your account was infected! Renew your pswd this time!

You might not heard about me and you obviously are most likely wanting to know why you're receiving this email, proper?

I'mhacker who exploitedyour emailand systemtwo months ago. 

Never attempt to msg me or alternatively find me, it is hopeless, considering that I forwarded you this message from YOUR account that I've hacked.

I have created malware soft on the adult vids (porno) website and guess that you have visited this website to have fun (you understand what I really mean).

When you were keeping an eye on films, your browser began operating as a RDP (Remote Control) with a keylogger which gave me ability to access your desktop and web camera.

Afterward, my applicationstoleall information.

You put passwords on the web services you visited, I already caught them.

Needless to say, it's possible to change each of them, or possibly already modified them.

But it really does not matter, my malware renews needed data every 5 minutes.

What I have done?

I compiled a reserve copy of the device. Of each file and contacts.

I got a dual-screen video. The 1st part shows the clip you were observing (you've a very good taste, ha-ha...), the 2nd part displays the movie from your webcam.

What actually must you do?

Good, in my view, 1000 USD will be a good price for our very little riddle. You will make your payment by bitcoins (if you don't know this, try to find “how to purchase bitcoin” in Google).

My bitcoin wallet address:


(It is cAsE sensitive, so copy and paste it).


You will have only 2 days to send the payment. (I built in an exclusive pixel to this e-mail, and right now I know that you have read through this email).

To monitorthe reading of a letterand the actionswithin it, I installeda Facebook pixel. Thanks to them. (Anything thatcan be usedfor the authorities may also helpus.)

In the event I fail to get bitcoins, I shall immediately direct your videofile to each of your contacts, along with family members, colleagues, and many more?


Yet another Metal Trunk Box

Your Lottery Golden Metal Trunk Box has now arrived in John F Kennedy International Airport


My Name is Wreele Douglas. An FBI Agent. (Wreeley?) I am a contract staff currently attached to the verification department of the Camelot Group of the Online National Lottery mainly for non UK citizens. Your winning check of $4,306,515 (Four Million, three hundred and six thousand, five hundred and fifteen United States Dollars only) was about to expire due to your inability to travel to our office in London as the Lottery rules and regulations demanded. However, I managed to convert the check to cash in a Golden Metal Trunk Box because it was the only way to circumvent you from losing your life time opportunity.

To avoid multiple taxations and the bank charges as overdue and unclaimed lottery fund, I have successfully dispatched your golden metal box with Reg# UK8100FR through cargo and the golden metal box has arrived JFK International airport cargo unit, and has passed through custom checks.

The golden metal box is now at the airport storage facility at the cost of $25 dollars daily. Every documentation and process is legitimate because it is a lottery winning fund. Please kindly make sure you contact Mr. Nokia Lopez on (212) 851-3196 and email ( ). I have done everything to make sure you receive your winning. Please call the officer's number below for a verification and QUICK process.

Cargo Unit
John F Kennedy International Airport
Access Road New York,
NY 10010-3672,
United States
Email: ( ) JFK has a Russian email address? Sounds legit.
Tel: (212) 851-3196

Contact person Mr. Nokia Lopez

The lottery details:
Winning no: ......................
Serial no: .......................
Ticket no: .......................
Amount won: ......................

Please reconfirm these information's to Mr. Nokia Lopez
1. Your Full Name: .......................
2. Your current address: .................
3. Your phone number: ....................
4. Nearest airport to your location: .....
5. Your Occupation: ......................

Note: Do not disclose the content of the Golden Metal Box to Mr. Nokia Lopez or to anyone for security reasons.
Don't worry Wreele. Mum's the word.

Best regards,



GOOD NEWS... the Nigerians are back!

Feb 26 at 2:38 AM

PHONE: +234 903 213 5023
FAX: 234 674 478 8273

My name is Felix Adeyemi the director cash processing unit, united bank for Africa [UBA}.

The international monetary fund (I.M.F.) in conjunction with Organization of African Unity (O.A.U) has directed us to pay you One million five hundred thousand united state dollars ($1.500, 000.00) in cash through means of diplomatic courier service hand delivery.

Take note: Three thousand united state dollars (usd$3,000) have been mapped out for all expenses in taxes and other documents that matters.

Therefore, do forward your home address and direct phone number to me for quick delivery because time is not in our side.
Please reply/direct your email to this

Felix Adeyemi
Director cash processing unit
united bank for Africa. (U.B.A).
PHONE: +234 903 213 5023
FAX: 234 674 478 8273


Another Metal Trunk Box

Mr.Kevin Bryner

To Recipients

Interim Assistance General Manager,
(Operations, Maintenance, Transportation)
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown,
PA 17057, Pennsylvania USA

Hello Good Friend

Your Abandoned Package For Delivery

I have very vital information to give to you, but first I must have your trust before I reveal it to you because it may cost me my job, so I need somebody that I can trust for me to be able to reveal the secret to you.

Mum's the word!

I am Mr. Kevin Bryner, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities (Operations, Maintenance, and Transportation) here at the Harrisburg International Airport, Pennsylvania USA. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 110kg. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as "MONEY" rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,700USD. On my assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Trunk box.

Another big wad of cash in a Metal Trunk Box! What are the odds?

However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.

I'm on it Kev

Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 70% for you and 30% for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my 30% share.

I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via my private Email :( for further directives.


Kevin Bryner

Interim Assistance General Manager,
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown.


Metal Trunk Box

Mike Johnson
Today at 1:13 PM

To Recipients

Dear Beneficiary

I am Mike Johnson Director Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agent in JFK Airport New York. We are rounding up for the last Quater of the auditing, all abandom Consignment in US Airports are being transfer to our facilities here for inspection and confiscation. During our investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment on your name which was transferred to our facility here in New York and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money, rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Diplomatic Agent also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees.

I could sure use a big wad of cash in a Metal Trunk Box

On my assumption, the boxes will contain more that $6M and the consignment is still left in storage house till today through a Courier Dispatch Service. The Consignment is a metal box with weight of about 242LBS (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 680 L.)Approximately.

The details of the consignment including your name the official document from United Nation office in London are tagged on the Metal Trunk box.

I want to use my good office and clear the Consignment and deliver it to you. If you want us to transact the delivery for mutual benefit, you should provide your name, Phone Number and full address, to cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official document including the name of nearest Airport around you and other details. You should send the required details to me for onward delivery.

That's mighty big of you Mike

All communication must be held extremely confidential. I can get everything concluded within 24 to 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery. But it must be on the condition that you will give me 30% of the amount contained in the boxes and i must get assurance from you concerning my 30% before i will proceed.

I want us to transact this business and share the money, since the shipper have abandoned it and ran away. I will pay for the Non inspection fee and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this Airport to your address, Once i am through, i will deploy the services of a secured shipping Company to provide the security it needs to your doorstep. or i can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble. But i will share it 70% to you and 30% to me. But you have to assure me of my 30%. do respond to me if you are interested to conclude this with me.

Sounds fair enough Inspector Johnson

Please strictly reply to my private email;

Looking forward to hear from you

Best Regards,
Mike Johnson




Hey Doc... how come you have an eye-talian email address?

I want to acknowledge you that we have finally succeeded in getting your
package worth’s of $10.5 million out of (ECO-WAS) Economic Community of West
African States department with the help of Mr. James George Attorney General
of Federal High Court of Justice Benin Republic which act as your foreign
representative here in Benin Republic.

Meanwhile every necessary arrangement has been made successfully with the Agent
stanley white for the delivery of your Consignment Box and every Document
guiding your delivery is well updated so you are advised to reconfirm your full
delivery information to the Agent right now as he is currently at Atlanta
Georgia International Airport with your Consignment Box. He has already called
me with his number on his arrival 4 hours ago.

So you are advice to reconfirm your full delivery information to the diplomat
and ask him to send you your DHL Airway Bill so as to prove to you that he is
currently in your country also ask him to give you his mobile number so as to
have easy conversation with him and to enable you give him full direction to
get your Consignment Box delivered to you and hand you over your Consignment
Box safe and sound, Furthermore you are advice to be very fast as the Frank
John has no time to waste due to his flight ticket. So the Information you are
required to reconfirm to the Agent is as Follow.

(1)Your Full Name
(2)Mobile Phone Number
(3)Current Home Address
(4)Fax Number
(7)Nearest Airport
(8)Passport/Drivers license

you can get in contact with this number;(3212968775) email

Kindly contact him via ais email address, Contact person, Name Agent Frank John
So contaact him to deliver your consignment box first thing tomorrow
morning possibly today, Make sure the bellow stated codes are identified when
contacting him and the content of the box should not be revealed for his does
not know the content as it's a VIP Delivery dispatched directly from my office
and the director of the Company.

The Director of DHL Courier Company Benin Republic.



From: Mrs. Elizabeith Ford ( Microsoft SmartScreen classified this message as junk.
Sent: Tue 7/07/15 2:07 PM

TEL: +27 83 486 5900
FAX: +27 86 537 5226

Sounds legit to me Liz


Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Advocate Elizabeith Ford of the above law firm and the legal adviser
to Late Abu Bakr Younus Jabr, a national of Libya who was the chief of
Late Gaddafi’s armed forces hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.
There is absolutely going to be a great doubt and distrust in your heart
in respect of this letter coupled with the fact that, so many individuals
have taken possession of the internet to facilitate their nefarious deeds,
thereby making it extremely difficult for genuine and legitimate business
class persons to get attention and recognition. There is no way for me to
know whether I will be properly understood, but it is my duty to write and
reach out to you as a person based on great fidelity and trust. Your
contact is by a courtesy of my good friend who was a member of South
African Export Promotion Council (SAEPC) in Johannesburg.

On October 20, 2011 my client, was killed by Libyan revolutionary fighters
opposing Gaddafi’s regime in Sirte, I now decided to inform you, hence I
contacted you. I have send you this letter to assist in repatriating the
money left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the finance institution, where the deceased had an
account valued at about US$28,000.000 (Twenty Eight Million United States
Dollars Only) the finance institution has issued me a notice to provide
the beneficiary or the next of kin or have the account confiscated. The
amount in question was personally deposited by me with a different name as
the depositor as instructed by my late client due to the fact that the
fund was meant for purchase of arms in South Africa because of the war
between the government forces and the rebels in Libya then.

I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the fund so that
the proceeds of this account valued at US$28,000,000.00 (Twenty Eight
Million, United States Dollars Only) can be transferred into your
designated account. Meanwhile, you will be required here in (South Africa)
for brief discussion and to endorse your signature on some of the
documents as the next of kin to the fund once the fund has been approved
by the finance institution for withdrawal/transfer. Then I shall proceed
down to your country with you to confirm the net amount in your account
and to invest my share of the money if you permit me. If you can’t travel
to South Africa I will let you know the next step to take.

I shall revalidate and notarize all the necessary legal documents that can
be used to back up any claim that the finance institution may need as
prove of deposit, this is a risk (100%) free transaction because the
banker who is in charge of account section is involved. I will let you
know the benefiting conditions of your help in my next message when I
receive your positive response. I guarantee you this will be executed
under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of
the law. Kindly call me on my phone number or send a fax message or email.
Please keep this transaction confidential for security reasons. I need
your strong assurance and confidentiality.

Best regards,



The Nigerians are back!

Our Ref: UN/CPO/WB/845/2015

Reply To;


How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed three months which ended two days ago with the UNITED NATIONS BOARD OF TRUSTEES AND AUDITORS with old secretary to the United Nation Mr.kofi

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$500,000,00 each.This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as he
is our representative, contact him immediately for your (ATM Card) of USD$500,000,00.This funds are in a ATM VISA CARD.for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you through Courier Services and you can use it in any ATM VISA CARD. in any part of the country,

Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the ATM VISA CARD. to you.

Contact Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your ATM VISA CARD.
Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia.
Bank Name Zenith Bank Nigeria Plc
Contact him now on his direct Email:

When Contacting Him Send To Him your Your Full Name, Residential Address,
Private Phone Number.
Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon
as you receive your ATM VISA CARD.

Making the world a better place,
Mr. Ban Ki-moon.
secretary to The United Nation.


Beaucoup de fric Français

Sent: Mon 3/23/15 12:04 AM

After several attempts to reach you , I deemed it necessary and
urgent to contact you via your e-mail address and to notify you finally
about your outstanding compensation payment of $2,811,041.10 USD.
Please contact GOLDSTAR COURIER DELIVERY with your name, resident
address and your direct telephone number for the delivery of your

Contact Name:abu willson

PS: Take note that you will pay a shipping/handling fee of $95 USD for

your check delivery by the courier service.
Thanks for your attention

Gill Wanchai
Program Manager
United Nations Human Settlement Programme.



From: Capital Int'l Group Ltd (
Sent: Sun 7/27/14 3:18 PM

Hmmm... an Eye-talian email address??? Not suspicious at all

Dear Sir,


Please find attached Fund Transfer of $120.000 USD to your designated bank account value date on the 2014-25-07.

Kindly check the amount with your bank and confirm receipt of payment.

Thank you for your time.

Best Regards

Morris (Capital Int'l Group Ltd )

Add:Guafan, Linglong Economic Development Zone,
Lin'an city, Zhejiang,China
Tel.: 0086-571-63805081


Who Died?

A nasty little phishing scam. The click here link is actually for this website:


Funeral Home & Cremation Services

For this unprecedented event, we offer our deepest prayers of condolence and invite to you to be present at the
celebration of your friends life service on Saturday, February 8, 2014 that will take place at Eubank

Funeral Home at 11:00 a.m.

Please find invitation and more detailed information about the farewell ceremony here.

Best wishes and prayers,

Funeral home receptionist,

Jacob Cantrell

Copyright 2014 Funeral Home Website Design By: Frazer Consultants LLC


Fake Fedex Spam

Here's a new one from those wily spammers...

From: Priority Mail ( ) Yeah that email address seems legit
Sent: Mon 6/03/13 4:57 PM

Fed Ex

Dear Client,

Your parcel has arrived at May 25. Courier was unable to deliver the parcel to you.

To receive your parcel, print this label and go to the nearest office.

Print Shipment Label

FedEx Customer Service Team.

...and the "Print Label" link goes to: ...yeah, right!


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