Spam Kebab

My Amusing Spam Collection

Comments and Feedback Your URL / website Your Email Your Comment

Make Me Bigger!

My Love Warrior

By pauly

It's high time for another round-up of subject lines of messages from those helpful, concerned spammers.

We'll do this in Top 10 format from now on:

10. Don't let her laugh at nights on your inability to satisfy

9. Update your Penis

8. Stay man even when drunk!

7. Dont lose your passion due to bad potence!

6. Now you can get it up before anyone does!

5. More flesh on your pole

4. Have your partners ever told you, they would like you to finish later?
(no, they usually ask me to finish somewhere else!)

3. Real men have real peckers

2. Exclusive blend to give you the best, hardest boner ever!

...and my #1 subject line this week is:

1. If your love warrior is too small, you may lose this war!


Worldwide Free Shipping

Monday, April 25, 2011 is the best source for everything you want. store provides cool gadgets, cell phones, consumer electronics, LED flashlight, car accessories, phones accessories, computer accessories, games accessories, holiday gifts and security camera.


Peso Colossuses - Top 10 Penis Bloaters

By pauly

10. peso colossuses

9. How to make her beg for more

8. You Can Enlarge Your Penis By 3"

7. After our secret poison you will need to buy a new bed!

6. Ping pong in your bed!

5. Girls will be shocked at your new size

4. utter and complete domination now possible

3. No Pumps! No Surgery! No Exercises!

2. Bonking power doubled

...and my number one pick is 

 #1 Upgrade the bazooka in your pants



NP-FH100 Battery for Sony SR12 SR82 SR220 CX12

This reliable and rechargeable NP-FH100 Sony Camera Battery with high capacity offers long-lasting and continuous power source without worrying about the shortage of the power. Don't hesitate to get this digital battery for your camera!


More assistance for my.... problem

By pauly

Blow them all away with your gigantic tank gun (my personal favorite!)

Penetrate harder and give the pleasure to every woman!

Incredible Irresistable Insatiable ROCK HARD ALL DAY LONG

More howls than you can shake a shiver at, unbelievable length

Be the KING of the world, and the largest of the jungle

It's all about women...and the size of their men

Revolutionary med discovery for your love-stick!

She gives me head EVERY night now that I have such a large pecker

Medical science has come so far - a new big dick is now a possibility.

Never feel inadequate again with your brand new huge p3nis.

Outsized schlong for you and your gf!

Make your phallus bigger and more solid!

Bigger baby-maker is not a dream anymore!

Do wilder things with your new big phallus!

Amaze the girls with your gigantic tool!

Guaranteed gigantic boner!

See your dic'k swelling day by day!

Ever wished a bigger baby-maker? Now your dreams come true!

Total penetration is now assured with your new huge schl0ng.

Your dic'k size will never arouse a derision!

Turn those locker room looks into stares of envy

Women love it if you have a 9 inch snake in your pants rather than a tiny 5 inch weener

Prevent women from leaving you when they see your tiny c0ck Impress them when the pants go down

Lovin her and giving her pleasure will never be this easy again, once you have a huge c0ck



Rose Kissing Balls Wedding Flower Decorations Dark Pink Mauve

This is Wedding Flower Decoration . A soft romantic feel with a vintage look. An elegant addition to your wedding, bridesmaid bouquets thatwill last forever. Use for a centerpiece or at your reception table. Or just have for display in your vintage cottage home.


Top 10 Spam Subject Round up

By Pauly

We haven't had a top 10 round up for a while so here's the latest batch of my favorite spam subject lines:

10. How to Find Her G-spot - Here iis the Stunning Underground Technique Every Man Must Know

9 .The Truth About Faking Orgasms
(hey, I fake 'em all the time!)

8. Bring Your Boner Back To Life By Ingesting A Simple Pill

7. 3 Thiings Women Can't Stand in Bed - You Must Know These Before It's Too Late
(sorry, its too late)

6. Your hair is not that luxuriant, Get the beauty back! (don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful)

5. Gain 3+ Inches
(that would make me 15 inches, yay!)

4. Girls..This Vibe Causes Screaming, Exploding O's & Squirting (does it come with a towel?)

3. No one would protest against additional virility.

2. Learn Dirtyy Talk Tonight

...and my current #1 favorite: 

1. Your Girlfriend Will Pass Out When She Sees Your New Dick


6pcs Chrome Guitar String Tuning Pegs Tuners Machine Heads

Give your guitar an upgrade with these great quality machine heads. With great build quality, they will make a perfect replacement for your tired old machine heads. This set of six sealed-gear chrome tuners is the perfect accent for your new instrument build, or as a replacement for an existing guitar repair job.


I'm so inadequate. Spammers, can you help?

By pauly

Helpful spammers are constantly trying to alleviate my inadequacy. Do they know something I don't? How come I never get spam for size reduction?

Pen!s enlargement up to 4 inches!

She will always be hungry for your new big sausage!

Reliable way to enlarge your willy!

Special offer for your little willy!

Make your friends envy your new huge size!

Don't restrain your desires, increase your love stick!

Your lady will be pleased like never before!

New scientific development for your love wand!

Guys with small dic'ks are pathetic!

Make your trouser snake look like a real royal python!

It's now possible to increase your pen!s without surgery

completely incapable of pleasing a woman?

No woman cann't help from from getting laid with you

Outsized schlong for you and your gf!

Bigger phallus will allow you to express your manliness better!

Improbable effect on your phallus!

Your self-confidence will grow bigger together with your pen!s

This smart p!ll will turn your willy into a monster!

Bigger dic'k gives incomparable pleasure to you and your partner!





16 LED Car Fog Lamp Light Bulbs 12V

Designed to cut through the fog, provide a better visibility. There´s a car, there´s the fog light. This fog lights are design to cut through the fog to provide a better visibility. It can be installed in the head or tail of the car. It is necessary to use the fog lamp to improve the lighting conditions on rainy days, foggy days, dimly light situations or nighttime driving. The headlight fog lamp can as a warning to trailing vehicles to keep a safe distance. The fog lamps build in high-power SMD LED Bulb which haves a long service life and low power consumption, durable in use.


Li-42B EN-EL10 Battery Charger for Fujifilm NP-45 Olympus Nikon

Do not be hesitating, just get this Fujifilm Battery Charger with Car Adapter right now! This is a Li-42B EN-EL10 Battery Charger for Fujifilm NP-45 Olympus Nikon. Charger with high quality, durable, can be use a long time! This high quality digital camera battery charger usually connect to 100v - 240v. The Battery Travel Charger will automatically turn to trickle charge mode after the battery is fully charged to provide output shortage protection. This replacement Digital Camera Battery Travel Charger with Car Adapter for Fujifilm NP-45 Olympus Nikon is the best choice for you!


5-in-1 Wireless Headphone Earphone for MP3/MP4 PC TV CD FM Radio

If you expect to listen to music or make telephone call more conveniently when you are running, driving car, walking, etc, you cannot miss this 5 in 1 Wireless Headphones for MP3 PC TV Black which is really an ideal product for sports or other active use! With meticulous craftsmanship, this pair of headphones feature high-quality sound reproduction. With this pair of stereo earphones, you can enjoy maximum sound quality experience. For compact size and light weight, the headphones are also quite easy to carry and comfortable to use.


Latest Spam


Get email updates


Spam Categories

Shop Cool Stuff

Sports & Outdoors

Toys & Hobbies

Cell Phones & Accessories
Computers & Networking
Electronics & Tools
Flashlights & Lamps
Health & Beauty
Home, Office & Garden
Men Clothing
Sports & Outdoors
Toys & Hobbies
Women Clothing

Home, Office & Garden

Body Building/Fitness
Sports & Outdoors

Cell Phones & Accessories

Car Audio

Toys & Hobbies

Home, Office & Garden

Health & Beauty

Toys & Hobbies

Sports & Outdoors

Flashlights & Lamps
Home, Office & Garden

Computers & Networking

Home D?cor
Flashlights & Lamps
Home, Office & Garden

Home Improvement
Home, Office & Garden

Home, Office & Garden

Sports & Outdoors

Health & Beauty

Health & Beauty
Shoes & Bags

Toys & Hobbies


Toys & Hobbies

Toys & Hobbies

Flashlights & Lamps
Sports & Outdoors

Home, Office & Garden


Sports & Outdoors

Sports & Outdoors

Electronics & Tools

Shoes & Bags