Blow them all away with your gigantic tank gun (my personal favorite!)
Penetrate harder and give the pleasure to every woman!
Incredible Irresistable Insatiable ROCK HARD ALL DAY LONG
More howls than you can shake a shiver at, unbelievable length
Be the KING of the world, and the largest of the jungle
It's all about women...and the size of their men
Revolutionary med discovery for your love-stick!
She gives me head EVERY night now that I have such a large pecker
Medical science has come so far - a new big dick is now a possibility.
Never feel inadequate again with your brand new huge p3nis.
Outsized schlong for you and your gf!
Make your phallus bigger and more solid!
Bigger baby-maker is not a dream anymore!
Do wilder things with your new big phallus!
Amaze the girls with your gigantic tool!
Guaranteed gigantic boner!
See your dic'k swelling day by day!
Ever wished a bigger baby-maker? Now your dreams come true!
Total penetration is now assured with your new huge schl0ng.
Your dic'k size will never arouse a derision!
Turn those locker room looks into stares of envy
Women love it if you have a 9 inch snake in your pants rather than a tiny 5 inch weener
Prevent women from leaving you when they see your tiny c0ck Impress them when the pants go down
Lovin her and giving her pleasure will never be this easy again, once you have a huge c0ck