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Leakage will be too bad for us

By Pauly

From Iraq
From:     Sgt. Andrew Vyacheslav (s1s901313@fencetium.com)
Sent:     Tue 11/25/08 7:40 AM
To:     

Dear Friend,
 
I will require your assistance to take care of some financial matters for me and you will be adequately compensated for rendering your assistance with $5 Million.
 
Here is an idea on what I am trying to say:
http://www.voanews.com/burmese/archive/2003-04/a-2003-04-20-1-1.cfm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/s_130622.html
 
You will have to give me some assurances that you will keep my identity and other information's regarding this project to yourself, and will also try to adhere to the terms we will agree on, especially the safety of the part of resources that I will call my share, after you have taken the figures we will agree on as your share, and how to preserve that belonging to me until I complete my service here.
 
If you should have any reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage will be too bad for us (oops, sorry Sarge!). If this proposal is acceptable by you, I await your urgent e-mail so we can discuss more.
 
Semper Fi.
Sgt. Andrew Vyacheslav

 


 

As You Were Men. The Sarge Has Some Investment Advice

By pauly

INVESTMENT
From: Sgt Henshaw Wear (hwea@sify.com)
Sent: Tue 7/22/08 5:46 PM
Reply-to: hweb@sify.com
To:  

Dear Sir 

Please Reply via Email: hwe@sify.com

INVESTMENT

My name is Sgt Henshaw Wear, I am an American soldier with Swiss background, serving in the military with the army’s 3rd infantry division.

With a very desperate need for assistance, I have surmond up courage to contact you. (surmond? Steady man!)

I found your contact particulars in an address journal hence I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of ( $ 15.3 million u.s. dollars ) Fifteen million, three hundred thousand united states dollars to you, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here in iraq, this is not a stolen money but the gift of my dedicated service. (Wow. You must have been really dedicated!)

Source of money:  Please view this site:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi /middle_east/2988455.stm

Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddam’s old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff Sgt David buff (not old Buffy? How is the chap?) and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first considering that no military compensation can be of better value for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole.

The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so I carefully packaged and sealed it properly and with the help of a British contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot having told him it is medical photographic laboratory materials belonging to a british/american medical doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family in united states and he believed me knowing fully the environment in iraq.

Now I have decided to use you if you are willing to assist me in this matter to receive the money from the diplomats as the money has been packed as family valuables and it will be delivered to you in America in two days and or any of your current destination incase you are outside the states as it was carefully arranged in US$100 Bills.

Upon the arrival of the diplomat in your desired destination,He will contact you on your direct phone number for the clearance of the consignment from the homeland security at your present destination international airport and thereafter, he will proceed to your home which is the final destination for delivery completion.

Therefore, kindly provide me with the following informations for submission to the carrier company as to make waybill delivery which I will collect and send copy to you. (a)Your Full Name: (b) Your Address: (c) Your Telephone Number:(d)Your Fax Number: (e) Your Mobile Number 

Thanking you advancely, (advancely noted Sarge)

Sgt Henshaw Wear(hwe@sify.com)


 

The Sarge has a proposal

By Pauly

From Sgt. James Riley /Get Back‏
From:     American Soldier (david.doover@live.com)
   
Sent:     Wed 8/19/09 11:39 PM
To:      

Attention.
Business Proposal,
My name is Sgt. James Riley I am an American soldier with Swiss background, serving in the military with the army's 3rd infantry division based in Iraq/Baghdad. With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of($ 25 Million U.S. Dollars ) Twenty Five Million United State Dollars to you, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here, this is no stolen money, and there are no danger involved.

Source Of Money:
Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddam's old palaces in Ticket-Iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff Sgt Kenneth buff and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first. No Compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. Of which my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here, this is no stolen money, and there are no danger involved. Kindly indicate your interest in assisting me as well as

Providing the following information to facilitate the smooth conclusion of the consignment fund delivery to your door step.
1) Your Full Name:
2) Your Address:
3) Your Age And Occupation:
4) Your Mobile Telephone Number:
5) Your Direct Email Address:
6) Your Fax Number:
7) The Name of the Closest Airport to your City of Residence:
8) Your country and your present location:

One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this misinformation to facilitate the smooth conclusion of the consignment fund delivery to your door step. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please and please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us soldier? here in Iraq. I do not know how long we will remain here, and I have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately, please contact me as soon as possible my only way of communication email.

I Also want you to tell me how much you will take from this money for the assistance you will give to me. I wait for your reply via my private email address as soon as possible { jamsdoover@hotmail.com }regarding to my email if you are interested in ttime and have a nice day.

God Bless You As You Help Out In This Transaction.
Sgt. James Riley.


 
 

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