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I'm Veronica's beloved....woo hoo

Thursday, February 7, 2013, 12:00 AM to Tuesday, February 7, 2113, 12:00 AM
By Mrs Veronica Williams
From: Mrs Veronica Williams (

Dear My beloved

Accept my apology if the contents in this email are contrary to your moral ethics which I feel may be of great disturbance to your personal life, but I feel quite safe dealing with you. Though this medium (Internet) has been greatly abused I choose to reach you through it because it remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of communication. However, this correspondence is purely private, and it should be treated as such. I am contacting you based on Trust and confidentiality I have reposed higher confidence in your ability to handle this matter perfectly for my sake.

I am Mrs. Veronica M Williams, a Canadian Citizen married to late Engr. Fred Williams, who worked with Shell Development Company in United Kingdom for Twenty-Six years before he died 2006, We were married for eleven years without a child.He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian and as well trust in God. I married him because he is a good Christian while his people are Muslim.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive, he deposited the sum of $9.Million (Nine Million U.S. Dollars) with a financial Bank here in UK, this money is still in a financial Bank waiting to be claim. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next two to three Months due to cancer problem, the one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.

Having known my condition I decided To keep this fund in the vault, I want an organization or an individual that will use this fund for orphanages, help the need/the poor and Propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money, I will introduce you to my family lawyer that will prepare an authorization letter of claiming the funds, my happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.

Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me Room in sourcing another person for this same purpose Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated Here hoping to receive your reply and Remain blessed in the Lord Please send me your complete information, to Enable me send over to my family attorney. You are not going to pay my family lawyer because i have already taken care of Him concerning this project
(1). Full names:
(2). contact address
(3). Phone:
(4). Cell phone:
(5). Age:
(6). Occupation.
I await your response to enable me forward your details to my family as stated. Thanks and God bless
Yours faithfully,

Mrs. Veronica M Williams




I am Diplomat Andy Cole, mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your country of residence.

Well he is a Diplomat, so it must be legit!

The funds total US$12.5 Million and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in accordance with the Agreement I signed with the benefactor when he enlisted my assistance in delivering the funds to you.

I am presently United Kingdom and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person. yep, thats's me Andy!

1. Full Name
2. Residential Address
4. Occupation
5. Direct Telephone / Fax Numbers
6. Country of Origin of fund.

After verification of the information with what I have on my file, I shall contact you so that we can make arrangements on the exact time I will be bringing your package to your residential address. Send the requested information so that we can proceed.

Best Regards,
Diplomat Andy Cole


DEAR BENEFICIARY... hey, that's me!

By Pauly
Sent:     Mon 10/13/08 11:44 PM

Our ref: ATM/13470/IDR
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract/inheritance payment file and discovered that the reason why you have not been able to receive your contract/inheritance payment after fulfilling all stipulated obligations and documentations is because you have been dealing with impostors and none staff of the CBN.
To this end,all your efforts to secure the release of your fund failed. We therefore wish to advise that continuing with such illegal acts to claim your  contract/inheritance funds will further frustrate and stop your payment claim.
We have received the express mandate and instructions of the President,Federal Republic of Nigeria: Alhaji Umaru Musa Yaradua GCFR together with the EFCC Nigeria, the Interpol and the FBI to commence the immediate release of your funds through our swift card payment center.
Based on the President’s directive, we have concluded arrangements for the release of your payment. The payment will be concluded through our card center which will send to you an ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw your contract/inheritance funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTRE in the world with a maximum of $2000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily.  Whoa, I can pull 5 big ones every day? Awesome Dr. S!
However, Note that this method of payment will be granted if it is acceptable to you for the release of your contract/inheritance entitlement.
In View of this, you are advised to contact the Director (CBN, IRD, and ATM) DR SHAMSUDEEN USMAN for further information with the following contact details;
You are required to provide the following information:
1. Your full name.
2. Phone and fax number.
3. Address were you want the ATM Card to be sent. (P.O Box not acceptable)
4. Your age and current occupation
5. Attach copy of your identification.
The ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER has been mandated to issue out $5,000,000.00 (Five Million, United States Dollars) only as part payment of your contract/inheritance entitlement for the 2007 fiscal year.
TAKE NOTICE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the ATM Card payment center or DR SHAMSUDEEN USMAN to avoid delays in receiving your contract/inheritance payment claims. I'd never communicate with those dastardly fakers!
This measure is intended to stop the impostors you have erroneously been dealing with. You are to adhere strictly to our code of conduct, which is (ATM-13470) which you will have to indicate when contacting the card center or DR SHAMSUDEEN USMAN, by using it as your subject.
Finally, for further discussions, you are advised to call or email the Director CBN, IRD, ATM, DR SHAMSUDEEN USMAN on: Email:  
As soon as you receive this message for further update.
Mrs. Jane Ohis (Hon.)
Secretary to the Presidency


HELOO,,,,,,, 50% of $19.5 for yoo!!!

By pauly


Sent:     Tue 2/19/08 1:57 AM

(Ivory Right Chambers)
Head Office: NO 45 Clegg St,
Our Ref: JUSTICE/FG2006  
Dear Good Friend,
I am Abdulahi Dieng {ESQ} a solicitor at law. I am the personal Attorney to Mr. David   Moussa, who lived in Dakar-Senegal, Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 20th of Dec 2000, my client was involved in a car accident Along Place Independence Road Rue Lamine Guaye Dakar-Senegal, All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated by the Security Company where this huge deposit was lodged.
Particularly, the financial insist where the deceased had an account valued at about $19.5 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account Confiscated within the next twenty official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating relatives, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased so that the Proceeds of this account valued at 19.5 million dollars can be paid to you. If you agree, we can share the fund in a ratio of 50% to you and 50% to me. I have all necessary Legal documents that can beused to back up any claim we may make.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement. That will protect you from any breach of the law. I will like you to send me your full name and address, private telephone and fax number for easy communication.
Best regards,
Abdulahi Dieng (Esq.)


ATTENTION..............(your name here)..?

By pauly
From: Barrahmad Salim (
Dear  your name here,

I am Barrister Ahmad Salim, an attorney at law in Malaysia. A deceased client of mine, by name Mr. Gilbert yourlastname,  who hereinafter shall be referred to as my client, died in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia as the result of a heart-related condition in 2002. My reason of sending you this email is to help secure the funds left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this fund valued at $4.5million dollars was deposited.
Since you do have the same surname with my late client, I would want to present you as the legitimate beneficiary with all legal documents required to back the claim up.
The holding bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated, and so far all my efforts to get hold of someone related to this man has proved abortive.
This is my proposal; I am asking for your consent to present you to the bank as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my late client, since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. I do have a good standing in Malaysia it is my assurance that this transaction will be successful and that I will make sure that the transaction is done within the applicable laws to guarantee full legitimacy
All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided by me. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. However if this business proposition offends your moral values do accept my apology.
Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. Do understand that this transaction do require utmost confidence and you should keep this mail to yourself not withstanding if you are rejecting the transaction or accepting it. Note that I reserve the right to reject your acceptance of this proposal if I have reasons to believe that you may not be honest or discreet as it concerns this proposal. Further details will be giving as soon as your interest is indicated.
Yours Sincerely,

Barrister Ahmad Salim.
Attorney at Law,


Hot News From The Central Bank Of Nigeria!

By pauly
Zaria Street, Off Samuel Akintola Street,
Garki 11, Garki-Abuja.
Our Ref: FGN/CBN/NIG/06/2008.
From The Desk Of
Prof. Charles Soludo
Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
I wish to use this medium to inform you that your CONTRACT/INHERITANCE Payment of USD$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United States Dollars) from CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA have been RELEASED and APPROVED for onward transfer to you via an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw all the USD$10,000,000.00 in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum you can withdraw in a day is USD$10,000.00 Only We have mandated CITI BANK NA to send you the ATM CARD and
PIN NUMBER which you will use to withdraw all your USD$10 Million Dollars in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum you can withdraw in a day is USD$10,000.00 Only.
You are therefore advice to contact the Head of ATM CARD Department of
Contact Person: Mr. John S. Iwuagwu
Office No +234 8020957419
Tell Mr. John S. Iwuagwu, that you received a message from the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. Instructing him to send you the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER which you will use to withdraw your USD$10 Million Dollars in
any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, also send him your direct phone number and contact address where you want him to send the  ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER to you.
We are very sorry for the plight you have gone through in the past years. Thanks for adhering to this instruction and once again accept our congratulations.
Best Regards.
Prof. Charles C. Soludo.
Executive Governor,
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).


Oh boy! 10% of $25million for me!

By pauly
Williams Ctm (
Sent: Tue 3/04/08 3:43 PM


I am Catim Williams  . Nationality sierra leone. I am 23 years old, a student. I lost my father years back. He died druring the political crisis in my country. My late father was one of the directors under tijan kabbah government.

My mother is aged she is 62 years now an old woman. We are leaving in cote d'ivoire since past six month. It is my desire to write from my heart hoping that you will help us. My father diverted some huge some of money which he deposited with a bank in this country when he was alife,in fact in a brife i introdution.

All the information will be given to you when i hear from you. This money totaling us$ 25,000,000.00 million dollar. Now we are seeking for a trusted person who will receive this money into his/her account for onward investment.

We have decieded to give you 10% of the total sum for your kind assistance.It is inheritace and our  last hope. Show your interest and we proceed on the next step of action.

Thanks and God bless you.

Catim Williams

Cheers Catim!


The cash keeps rolling in!

By pauly

From:     Joseph, Raymond S (
    Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe
Sent:     Sat 1/26/08 1:30 AM

Corso Ercole I d'Este 44,
Ferrara 44100 - Italy.
Foundation's Officer,
Fondazion Di Vittorio, ITALY <>
Dear Recipient,
Fondazion Di Vittorio as established in 1979 by the multi-million
group was conceived with the objective of Human Growth, Educational
and Community development. The French Foundation is in
conjunction with the ECOWAS ( Economic community of West Africa States),
United Nation ( UN)  and the European Union. These funds are freely
given to you to use for your business, educational and personal development.
  You were selected among 7 lucky recipients to receive the award sum
of US$1,850,000.00 ( One Million, Eight Hundred & Fifty Thousand United
States Dollars) as charity donation/aid from the French Foundation.
 Please, contact the Executive Secretary of (ECOWAS) with your Qualification
 numbers (P-333-7858,B-011-67) for onward processing of your donation,
you'll be given your  donation pin number.
First Name: Last Name:
Annual Income:
Address Line 1:
Address Line 2 (optional):
City: State: Zip/Postal Code:
Valid Phone Number: Fax (optional):
Barrister Sani Yerima <>
Executive Secretary
Ecowas/Vittorio Fondazione
On behalf of the Board kindly accept our warmest congratulations.
Yours Sincerely,
Joseph Raymond S.
(Information Officer)

Thanks Joseph, I'll get right on it! 



Phishing Sob Story Of The Week

By pauly

Re: From Mrs catherine Davenport(Reply in Good Faith)
From: Mrs.Catherine Davenport (
Sent: Fri 7/18/08 6:07 PM

Dearest in Christ,

Greetings in the most precious name of our Lord Jesus Christ. My beloved, I know that this letter will come to you as a surprise (no shit!), but I crave your indulgent to read this.

I am Mrs. Catherine Davenport, a widow from London-United Kingdom, legally married to late Mr.Darrell k. Davenport a citizen of the United State of American, who was murdered during the U.S raid against terrorism in Afghanistan, and during the period of our marriage we could not produce any child. (this isn't a Viagra spam is it Catherine?) 

My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. I am 62 years old, now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, from all indications, the conditions of my health is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that I won't live more than two months, according to my doctors, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very terrible stage.

Based on the doctor's observation and report, I was made to understand that I might not be in existence for more than two months, if only there would be a miracle. Hence, I have decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the churches in the world since I have got no issue of mine who can inherit this wealth acquired from my late husband.

After praying to our father in heaven, I was lead by the spirit to look up on someone who will be willing and capable to handling this task, hence, I opened my laptop and surfed through the chamber of commerce where I found you and selected you after visiting web site and I prayed over it. (Pauly is just the man for the job!)

I am willing to donate the sum of L8.700.000.00 US dollars, to the less privileged (that's me!). The said fund is laying in Standard Chartered Bank (United Kingdom). I am offering you 30% of the fund to you for your kind assistant, while 70% of the fund will be used in all sincerity to fund philanthropic organization, orphanages.

I am taking this bold decision because I don't have any child of my own or devoted relations whose behavior has left much to be desired while I am ill and above all I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. (I'm goin' ta Vegas!)

Please note that as soon as I receive a response from you I will forward to you the contact details of my attorney, who will carry you along legally with all documentation that will authenticate your claim legally with the bank and also to prove to them that you have been mandated by me to receive the fund on my behalf as my new bonafide beneficiary of my fund deposited with them.

Also note that the original certificate of deposit will be forwarded to you by my attorney as soon as you are in contact with him. I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity.

May the grace of our Lord Jesus the love of God and the fellowship of God is with you and your family.

I await your kind hearted urgently.

Yours in Christ.

Mrs.Catherine Davenport


The Nigerians are back! It's been a while.

By pauly

I missed you guys!

Tinubu Square , Lagos - Nigeria

Attention: Beneficiary,


Sequel to the secret arrangement in regards to the Shipment of your
Inheritance/Contract fund in tune of (US$12.5Million), I wish to inform you
that all necessary plans has been perfected automatically with my position
in the office for the swift delivery of the one consignment cash box through
Diplomatic means by Express Cargo Flight to your Country Origin.

Note carefully that the content of the cash box are your
Inheritance/Contract value sum as result of the contract executed with the
Nigeria Government, which the Central Bank of Nigeria was authorised to
effect payment after proper assessment, but we discovered in the file that
all related documents pertaining this transaction is missing till date, so
that is why we used dynamic means of payment through my influence to safe
guide your interest to make sure you get paid as the Beneficiary.

We most agree on my terms and condition in my next mail on disbursement of
this fund as it stands as a deal to expertise the success of this business
as to enable me detail you more on the working plans to actualise this
fortune. Moreover, the cash has packaged by professional's and stored in the
Vault of Central Bank of Nigeria ready for Diplomatic Delivery to your
address, and this content have not been disclose to the Courier Services or
any body as funds, rather it was registered as Vital "PERSONAL EFFECT"
belonging to the CBN client (That¡¦s you).

You are advices to contact this office with the following information. Your
direct telephone number, your office/house address, photocopy of your ID for
proper Identification in making claims of the Consignment.

I await your response for more clarification as we proceed further on the
payment schedule.

Yours truly in Service,

Dr. Felix Nwachukwu
Strong Room Manager
Central Bank of Nigeria


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