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Hacked again? I think not

By Pauly

Wouldn't it be nice to just...

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Your account was infected! Renew your pswd this time!

You might not heard about me and you obviously are most likely wanting to know why you're receiving this email, proper?

I'mhacker who exploitedyour emailand systemtwo months ago. 

Never attempt to msg me or alternatively find me, it is hopeless, considering that I forwarded you this message from YOUR account that I've hacked.

I have created malware soft on the adult vids (porno) website and guess that you have visited this website to have fun (you understand what I really mean).

When you were keeping an eye on films, your browser began operating as a RDP (Remote Control) with a keylogger which gave me ability to access your desktop and web camera.

Afterward, my applicationstoleall information.

You put passwords on the web services you visited, I already caught them.

Needless to say, it's possible to change each of them, or possibly already modified them.

But it really does not matter, my malware renews needed data every 5 minutes.

What I have done?

I compiled a reserve copy of the device. Of each file and contacts.

I got a dual-screen video. The 1st part shows the clip you were observing (you've a very good taste, ha-ha...), the 2nd part displays the movie from your webcam.

What actually must you do?

Good, in my view, 1000 USD will be a good price for our very little riddle. You will make your payment by bitcoins (if you don't know this, try to find “how to purchase bitcoin” in Google).

My bitcoin wallet address:


(It is cAsE sensitive, so copy and paste it).


You will have only 2 days to send the payment. (I built in an exclusive pixel to this e-mail, and right now I know that you have read through this email).

To monitorthe reading of a letterand the actionswithin it, I installeda Facebook pixel. Thanks to them. (Anything thatcan be usedfor the authorities may also helpus.)

In the event I fail to get bitcoins, I shall immediately direct your videofile to each of your contacts, along with family members, colleagues, and many more?


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Phishin Blues (What's an EPPICard?)

EPPICard - Account security notice?

From: EPPICard Online Department (

Sent: Fri 5/16/08 9:11 PM


Dear EPPICard holder,

EPPICard Online Department has recently reviewed your account, and suspect that your EPPICard account may have been accessed from an unauthorized computer or by a third party.

This may be due to changes in your IP address or location.

Protecting the security of your account and the EPPICard network is our primary concern.

Therefore, for your account protection and integrity, EPPICard Online Department recommends you to login and report any unnoticed password changes, unauthorized withdrawals, and check your account profile to make sure no changes have been made.

To protect your account, please keep in mind these instructions:
 * Do not share your password with other users.
 * Log off and close the Internet explorer window after using your online account, especially if you are in a public place.

Please follow the link below to verify your account activity:

But why does the link go to ????

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, and appreciate your assistance in helping us maintaining the integrity of the entire EPPICard system.


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You've been hacked - spoophed email

You may not know me and you are probably wondering why you are getting this e mail, right?

I’m a hacker who cracked your email and devices a few months ago.

Do not try to contact me or find me, it is impossible, since I sent you an email from YOUR hacked account.

I setup a malware on the adult vids (porno) web-site and guess what, you visited this site to have fun (you know what I mean).

While you were watching videos, your internet browser started out functioning as a RDP (Remote Control) having a keylogger which gave me accessibility to your screen and web cam.

After that, my software program obtained all information.

You entered a passwords on the websites you visited, and I intercepted it.

Of course you can will change it, or already changed it.

But it doesn’t matter, my malware updated it every time.

What did I do?

I backuped device. All files and contacts.

I created a double-screen video. 1st part shows the video you were watching (you’ve got a good taste haha . . .), and 2nd part shows the recording of your web cam.

exactly what should you do?

Well, in my opinion, $1000 (USD) is a fair price for our little secret. You’ll make the payment by Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search “how to buy bitcoin” in Google).

My Bitcoin wallet Address:


(It is cAsE sensitive, so copy and paste it)


You have 48 hour in order to make the payment. (I’ve a unique pixel in this e mail, and at this moment I know that you have read through this email message).

To track the reading of a message and the actions in it, I use the facebook pixel.

Thanks to them. (Everything that is used for the authorities can help us.) If I do not get the BitCoins, I will certainly send out your video recording to all of your contacts including relatives, coworkers, and so on.


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The President Spams Me

This just in from My tax dollars working to spam myself. Awesome!

"Why the Rust Belt just gave Donald Trump a hero’s welcome"
- Salena Zito, in the New York Post

Last night in Youngstown, Ohio, the “town was on fire,” writes Salena Zito, in the New York Post. Preparing for the President’s visit, “By 1 in the afternoon on Tuesday, every main thoroughfare downtown was filled with happy people heading toward the Covelli Centre,” Zito reported. She interviewed Donald Skowron, a retired police officer, who said he was “very happy with the president’s performance so far,” and Dave Torrance who said the president is “doing the right things.” She offers insights into how the President connects with working class voters, and how he is offering them hope that once again, the American dream is alive.
Click here to read more. Nope, not clicking anything in a SPAM email (and you shouldn't either!)
In The Daily Signal, Walt Heyer writes “I was once transgender. Why I think Trump made the right decision for the military,” writing the government “paying for transition-related surgeries for military service members and their families is beyond comprehensible.”
On the healthcare front, in USA Today, Sen. Tim Scott writes that "families across the country are seeing triple-digit premium hikes and sky-high deductibles” under Obamacare, and the need for the Senate to act and pass legislation repealing and replacing the failed law is needed “to ensure that every American has access to quality, affordable care.”
In incredible economic news, Reuters reports that according to data from the Conference Board, “U.S. consumer confidence jumped to a near 16-year high in July amid optimism over the labor market,” a report that “underscore[s] the economy’s strong fundamentals.”
CNBC reports that both the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq hit “intraday and closing” record highs on Tuesday.

Sorry. The Nigerian Oil Minister is more convincing than this drivel


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Yet another Metal Trunk Box

Your Lottery Golden Metal Trunk Box has now arrived in John F Kennedy International Airport


My Name is Wreele Douglas. An FBI Agent. (Wreeley?) I am a contract staff currently attached to the verification department of the Camelot Group of the Online National Lottery mainly for non UK citizens. Your winning check of $4,306,515 (Four Million, three hundred and six thousand, five hundred and fifteen United States Dollars only) was about to expire due to your inability to travel to our office in London as the Lottery rules and regulations demanded. However, I managed to convert the check to cash in a Golden Metal Trunk Box because it was the only way to circumvent you from losing your life time opportunity.

To avoid multiple taxations and the bank charges as overdue and unclaimed lottery fund, I have successfully dispatched your golden metal box with Reg# UK8100FR through cargo and the golden metal box has arrived JFK International airport cargo unit, and has passed through custom checks.

The golden metal box is now at the airport storage facility at the cost of $25 dollars daily. Every documentation and process is legitimate because it is a lottery winning fund. Please kindly make sure you contact Mr. Nokia Lopez on (212) 851-3196 and email ( ). I have done everything to make sure you receive your winning. Please call the officer's number below for a verification and QUICK process.

Cargo Unit
John F Kennedy International Airport
Access Road New York,
NY 10010-3672,
United States
Email: ( ) JFK has a Russian email address? Sounds legit.
Tel: (212) 851-3196

Contact person Mr. Nokia Lopez

The lottery details:
Winning no: ......................
Serial no: .......................
Ticket no: .......................
Amount won: ......................

Please reconfirm these information's to Mr. Nokia Lopez
1. Your Full Name: .......................
2. Your current address: .................
3. Your phone number: ....................
4. Nearest airport to your location: .....
5. Your Occupation: ......................

Note: Do not disclose the content of the Golden Metal Box to Mr. Nokia Lopez or to anyone for security reasons.
Don't worry Wreele. Mum's the word.

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