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Another Metal Trunk Box


Mr.Kevin Bryner

To Recipients

Interim Assistance General Manager,
(Operations, Maintenance, Transportation)
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown,
PA 17057, Pennsylvania USA

Hello Good Friend

Your Abandoned Package For Delivery

I have very vital information to give to you, but first I must have your trust before I reveal it to you because it may cost me my job, so I need somebody that I can trust for me to be able to reveal the secret to you.

Mum's the word!

I am Mr. Kevin Bryner, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities (Operations, Maintenance, and Transportation) here at the Harrisburg International Airport, Pennsylvania USA. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 110kg. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as "MONEY" rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,700USD. On my assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Trunk box.

Another big wad of cash in a Metal Trunk Box! What are the odds?

However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.

I'm on it Kev

Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 70% for you and 30% for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my 30% share.

I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via my private Email :( k_bryner4@aol.com) for further directives.

Thanks,

Kevin Bryner

Interim Assistance General Manager,
(Operations,Maintenance,Transportation)
Harrisburg International Airport Pennsylvania
One Terminal Drive, Middletown.

 

Metal Trunk Box


Mike Johnson
Today at 1:13 PM

To Recipients

Dear Beneficiary

I am Mike Johnson Director Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agent in JFK Airport New York. We are rounding up for the last Quater of the auditing, all abandom Consignment in US Airports are being transfer to our facilities here for inspection and confiscation. During our investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment on your name which was transferred to our facility here in New York and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money, rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Diplomatic Agent also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees.

I could sure use a big wad of cash in a Metal Trunk Box

On my assumption, the boxes will contain more that $6M and the consignment is still left in storage house till today through a Courier Dispatch Service. The Consignment is a metal box with weight of about 242LBS (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 680 L.)Approximately.

The details of the consignment including your name the official document from United Nation office in London are tagged on the Metal Trunk box.

I want to use my good office and clear the Consignment and deliver it to you. If you want us to transact the delivery for mutual benefit, you should provide your name, Phone Number and full address, to cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official document including the name of nearest Airport around you and other details. You should send the required details to me for onward delivery.

That's mighty big of you Mike

All communication must be held extremely confidential. I can get everything concluded within 24 to 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery. But it must be on the condition that you will give me 30% of the amount contained in the boxes and i must get assurance from you concerning my 30% before i will proceed.

I want us to transact this business and share the money, since the shipper have abandoned it and ran away. I will pay for the Non inspection fee and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this Airport to your address, Once i am through, i will deploy the services of a secured shipping Company to provide the security it needs to your doorstep. or i can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble. But i will share it 70% to you and 30% to me. But you have to assure me of my 30%. do respond to me if you are interested to conclude this with me.

Sounds fair enough Inspector Johnson

Please strictly reply to my private email; dipdipmikejohnson1@gmail.com

Looking forward to hear from you

Best Regards,
Mike Johnson
INSPECTION OFFICER


 

GOOD NEWS BENEFICIARY?... who me?

By Mrs.Carman Lapointe-Young
These spam emails definitely come in waves... we're on a UN/Nigeria jag at the moment!


From: Lapointe Young (carmanapointe121@hotmail.com)

UNITED NATIONS OFFICE OF INTERNAL OVERSIGHT SERVICE COMPENSATION(UNOIOSC)Internal Audit, Monitoring, Consulting and Investigations Division
From: Mrs. Carman Lapointe Young. Contact me via my Private Mobile: +234-7086-7705-38

To: Fund Beneficiary ,

This is to officially inform you that sequel to the recent high rate of criminal acts like scam, fraud, impostors and drug trafficking in Africa and sub-African regions, the United Nations secretary-general has delegated me (Mrs.Carman Lapointe-Young) as the Internal auditor, monitoring & investigation division of the Office of the Internal Oversight services Compensation(UNOIOSC).


I was delegated and nominated to come down to Nigeria to make sure that fund beneficiaries like you get their funds because the rate at which fund beneficiaries are being treated in this country is not good, some of them has lost everything they have, rendered homeless and some declared bankrupt because the top bank officials
continuously ask beneficiaries to pay/send money to them as they claimed that they are from one big offices & will help you get your fund but all these was just lies and deceit to make you believe them.


I arrived in Abuja, Nigeria headquarter few days ago and I have meet the president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan as directed by the UN secretary-general Mr. Ban Ki-Moon, the president has issued an approvals for me to work in collaboration with the Economic & Financial Crimes Commission(EFCC)to make sure you get your compensation & approved fund urgently, it was resolved by the president and UN that you are only required to pay only the Approved Notarization fee of $86 before you will get your compensation fund valued US$1O.5 MILLION by the British government and the International Credit Settlement (ICS).


Sincerely, as I just arrived the country, I went through your payment file to discover that the top Nigerian & British officials/bank that was supposed to pay you rather decided to embezzle the fund, divert it to their personal account and they are working with some top political officers to frustrate you but you must be rest assured 100% that once I hear from you with the required Notarization fee of $86, you must get your fund because every other fee has been waived off by the United Nations and the president.


The only fee you will pay to confirm your fund in your account,is your Notarization fee to the UN.
get back to us with your banking information,

Full Names:.........................
Country:...........................
Direct Phone Number:.....................
Bank Name:.........................
Bank Address:....................
Bank Acct........................
Routing Number:...............
Swift Code:........................


My dear i will advice you to urgently rush to Western Union or Money Gram and
send the Notarization fee $86 with my agent INFO as below:


Receiver’s Name: JOHN PERI
Address: Lagos-Nigeria
Text Question: What For
Answer: Good
Amount: $86


Urgently send me the payment information, as soon as you send the fee.along with your full banking data were you want your fund transfer.

I have been given few weeks to make sure you get your fund, so it will be better if you respond to this email urgently and also proceed and make the payment, so that I will advise you on how best to get your fund urgent after the notarization fee payment’s settled.

Please contact Mobile: +234-7086-7705-38

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs.Carman Lapointe-Young

 

United Nations Oversight?

By Ms. Carman L. Lapointe
Beneficiary? Yay me!

UN@beige.ocn.ne.jp

From: Ms. Carman L. Lapointe.
UNITED NATIONS OFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL OVERSIGHT SERVICES
Internal Audit,Monitoring,Consulting And Investigations Division

Attention: Beneficiary

My name is Ms. Carman L. Lapointe, from the United Nations, after series of complains from the FBI and other Security agencies from Asia, Europe, Oceania, Antarctica, South America and the United States of America respectively, against the Federal Government of Nigeria and the British Government for the rate of scam activities going on in these two nations.I am privileged to be in Nigeria for a special auditing program under the auspices of my boss (United Nations scribe Mr. Ban Ki-Moon) and the World Bank President Robert B. Zoellick.

As you are well aware many foreigners have invested thousands of United States Dollars into Nigeria transactions in Hopeless Dreams to have none of them become a reality,as directed by our secretary general Ban Ki-Moon, We have agreed with the Nigeria Government that US$100.000.00 would be paid to you through the Western Union Money Transfer Via special arrangement as first installment.

This is to enable you have enough funds to pay for the Tax Clearance and bank charges before you will receive the balance of US$10.4M (Ten Million
Four Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only).Please take note that you will pay US$200 only, being Notarization fee and this is the only financial obligation that you will undertake to receive the US$100,000.00 (One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) through the Western Union Money Transfer.

Also contact Dr. James Richard, for more directives to follow.

Dr. James Richard
Tel: +234-704-514-4018
E-mail: unjames@e-mail.ua

I would like you to reconfirm your information to him such as your full name, address and telephone number so that I will process with your Western Union Money.

Transfer within the next 24 hours and release your fund.

I await your response for further proceedings.

Sincerely yours,

Ms. Carman L. Lapointe
United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC)
E-mail: uncarman@e-mail.ua
http://www.un.org/sg/biography.shtml
{Under-Secretary-General}

 
 

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