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Yet another Metal Trunk Box


Your Lottery Golden Metal Trunk Box has now arrived in John F Kennedy International Airport

WREELE DOUGLAS

My Name is Wreele Douglas. An FBI Agent. (Wreeley?) I am a contract staff currently attached to the verification department of the Camelot Group of the Online National Lottery mainly for non UK citizens. Your winning check of $4,306,515 (Four Million, three hundred and six thousand, five hundred and fifteen United States Dollars only) was about to expire due to your inability to travel to our office in London as the Lottery rules and regulations demanded. However, I managed to convert the check to cash in a Golden Metal Trunk Box because it was the only way to circumvent you from losing your life time opportunity.

To avoid multiple taxations and the bank charges as overdue and unclaimed lottery fund, I have successfully dispatched your golden metal box with Reg# UK8100FR through cargo and the golden metal box has arrived JFK International airport cargo unit, and has passed through custom checks.

The golden metal box is now at the airport storage facility at the cost of $25 dollars daily. Every documentation and process is legitimate because it is a lottery winning fund. Please kindly make sure you contact Mr. Nokia Lopez on (212) 851-3196 and email ( jfk_cargounit@bk.ru ). I have done everything to make sure you receive your winning. Please call the officer's number below for a verification and QUICK process.

Cargo Unit
John F Kennedy International Airport
Access Road New York,
NY 10010-3672,
United States
Email: ( jfk_cargounit@bk.ru ) JFK has a Russian email address? Sounds legit.
Tel: (212) 851-3196

Contact person Mr. Nokia Lopez

The lottery details:
Winning no: ......................
Serial no: .......................
Ticket no: .......................
Amount won: ......................

Please reconfirm these information's to Mr. Nokia Lopez
1. Your Full Name: .......................
2. Your current address: .................
3. Your phone number: ....................
4. Nearest airport to your location: .....
5. Your Occupation: ......................


Note: Do not disclose the content of the Golden Metal Box to Mr. Nokia Lopez or to anyone for security reasons.
Don't worry Wreele. Mum's the word.

Best regards,

WREELE DOUGLAS
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY,
CAMELOT GROUP,
VERIFICATION AND PROCESSING DEPARTMENT,
UNITED KINGDOM

 

Another $50 million from Russian Oil

By Pauly

Largest Oil Corporation‏

From:  Dr. Albert Missbichler (dralbertm2@googlemail.com
Sent: Sun 6/21/09 3:31 AM

19th June, 2009

Dear Sir 

Urgent Telegraphic / Swift Transfer of: $50 Million U.S Dollars. I got your contact from January, 2009 worldwide database and yellow pages encyclopaedia after due consideration believing you are highly respected personality.

Although, I do not know to what extent you are familiar with events, hence I decided to contact you.  I am Dr. Albert Missbichler, Executive Finance Director of YUKOS OIL Corporation (Russian Largest Oil Corporation) a well reputable Oil Corporation founded by Mr. Mikhail Borisovich Khodorkovsky who was considered as the most powerful of the Russian business oligarchs, and the 16th wealthiest man in the world. 

I solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction; this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and TOP SECRET with great magnitude involving a pending transaction requiring maximum confidence.  I am sure and have confidence in your ability and reliability to prosecute this entire transaction.

The documents of $50 Million U.S Dollars was handed over to me for payment of a foreign contractor, already Mikhail Borisovich Khodorkovsky has released this funds which presently is with the paying Bank from where the final transfer is expected to be carried out but while I was on the process of transferring the funds, Mr. Mikhail Khodorkovsky was arrested on the 25th of October, 2003 and was later sentenced to (9) nine years in prison on the 31st of May, 2005 on charges of massive fraud and tax evasion. 

A wide variety of international journalists, considers the process to be politically motivated due to Mr. Mikhail Borisovich Khodorkovsky support for the opposition political party in Russia. 

Therefore, I solicit your help to stand as the foreign contractor/beneficiary of the said funds after which we can reprofile all documents in your favour which would be forwarded to the paying bank for the wire transfer of the $50 Million U.S Dollars into your nominated bank account. 

Upon receipt of your immediate response, we shall discuss the compulsory modalities to see this transaction to successful conclussion. I have all necessary documents to secure the transfer in your favour. 

Note that you will be entitled to share 15% of the total funds. 

I consequently request your maximum assistance and approvals to facilitate the transfer of the above funds from the paying Bank, where these huge funds were deposited. Upon confirmation of your readiness to execute this magnificent transaction with me. 

In conclusion, I guarantee that this operation will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect us from any breach of law.  

See the below website to under the problem facing my boss Mr. Mikhail Borisovich Khodorkovsky: http://khodorkovsky.info/personal/133946.html 

Best Regards, 

Dr. Albert Missbichler.  

 


 
 

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