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I'm Veronica's beloved....woo hoo

By Mrs Veronica Williams
From: Mrs Veronica Williams (williamsvero@hotmail.com)

Dear My beloved

Accept my apology if the contents in this email are contrary to your moral ethics which I feel may be of great disturbance to your personal life, but I feel quite safe dealing with you. Though this medium (Internet) has been greatly abused I choose to reach you through it because it remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of communication. However, this correspondence is purely private, and it should be treated as such. I am contacting you based on Trust and confidentiality I have reposed higher confidence in your ability to handle this matter perfectly for my sake.

I am Mrs. Veronica M Williams, a Canadian Citizen married to late Engr. Fred Williams, who worked with Shell Development Company in United Kingdom for Twenty-Six years before he died 2006, We were married for eleven years without a child.He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christian and as well trust in God. I married him because he is a good Christian while his people are Muslim.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive, he deposited the sum of $9.Million (Nine Million U.S. Dollars) with a financial Bank here in UK, this money is still in a financial Bank waiting to be claim. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next two to three Months due to cancer problem, the one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.

Having known my condition I decided To keep this fund in the vault, I want an organization or an individual that will use this fund for orphanages, help the need/the poor and Propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money, I will introduce you to my family lawyer that will prepare an authorization letter of claiming the funds, my happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.

Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me Room in sourcing another person for this same purpose Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated Here hoping to receive your reply and Remain blessed in the Lord Please send me your complete information, to Enable me send over to my family attorney. You are not going to pay my family lawyer because i have already taken care of Him concerning this project
(1). Full names:
(2). contact address
(3). Phone:
(4). Cell phone:
(5). Age:
(6). Occupation.
I await your response to enable me forward your details to my family as stated. Thanks and God bless
Yours faithfully,

Mrs. Veronica M Williams

 

FROM DIPLOMAT ANDY COLE?

From: FROM DIPLOMAT ANDY COLE (diplomat_andycole0012@yahoo.co.jp)

I am Diplomat Andy Cole, mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your country of residence.

Well he is a Diplomat, so it must be legit!

The funds total US$12.5 Million and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in accordance with the Agreement I signed with the benefactor when he enlisted my assistance in delivering the funds to you.


I am presently United Kingdom and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person. yep, thats's me Andy!


1. Full Name
2. Residential Address
4. Occupation
5. Direct Telephone / Fax Numbers
6. Country of Origin of fund.

After verification of the information with what I have on my file, I shall contact you so that we can make arrangements on the exact time I will be bringing your package to your residential address. Send the requested information so that we can proceed.

Best Regards,
Diplomat Andy Cole



 

DEAR BENEFICIARY... hey, that's me!

By Pauly
DEAR BENEFICIARY‏
From:     DR.SHAMSUDEEN USMAN (atmcardcenter@mixmail.com)
Sent:     Mon 10/13/08 11:44 PM
Reply-to:     usman.shamsudeen48@gmail.com
To:     

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY
ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YARADUA (GCFR)
ASO- ROCK, GARKI ABUJA
NIGERIA.
 
Our ref: ATM/13470/IDR
 
SUBJECT: NEW SWIFT CARD PAYMENT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FUNDS.
 
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract/inheritance payment file and discovered that the reason why you have not been able to receive your contract/inheritance payment after fulfilling all stipulated obligations and documentations is because you have been dealing with impostors and none staff of the CBN.
 
To this end,all your efforts to secure the release of your fund failed. We therefore wish to advise that continuing with such illegal acts to claim your  contract/inheritance funds will further frustrate and stop your payment claim.
 
We have received the express mandate and instructions of the President,Federal Republic of Nigeria: Alhaji Umaru Musa Yaradua GCFR together with the EFCC Nigeria, the Interpol and the FBI to commence the immediate release of your funds through our swift card payment center.
 
Based on the President’s directive, we have concluded arrangements for the release of your payment. The payment will be concluded through our card center which will send to you an ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw your contract/inheritance funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTRE in the world with a maximum of $2000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily.  Whoa, I can pull 5 big ones every day? Awesome Dr. S!
 
However, Note that this method of payment will be granted if it is acceptable to you for the release of your contract/inheritance entitlement.
 
In View of this, you are advised to contact the Director (CBN, IRD, and ATM) DR SHAMSUDEEN USMAN for further information with the following contact details;
 
Email: usman.shamsudeen48@gmail.com
 
You are required to provide the following information:
1. Your full name.
2. Phone and fax number.
3. Address were you want the ATM Card to be sent. (P.O Box not acceptable)
4. Your age and current occupation
5. Attach copy of your identification.
 
The ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER has been mandated to issue out $5,000,000.00 (Five Million, United States Dollars) only as part payment of your contract/inheritance entitlement for the 2007 fiscal year.
 
TAKE NOTICE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the ATM Card payment center or DR SHAMSUDEEN USMAN to avoid delays in receiving your contract/inheritance payment claims. I'd never communicate with those dastardly fakers!
 
This measure is intended to stop the impostors you have erroneously been dealing with. You are to adhere strictly to our code of conduct, which is (ATM-13470) which you will have to indicate when contacting the card center or DR SHAMSUDEEN USMAN, by using it as your subject.
 
Finally, for further discussions, you are advised to call or email the Director CBN, IRD, ATM, DR SHAMSUDEEN USMAN on: Email: usman.shamsudeen48@gmail.com  
 
As soon as you receive this message for further update.
 
Regards,
 
Mrs. Jane Ohis (Hon.)
Secretary to the Presidency
 
ATM ENABLES YOU TO MAKE WITHDRAWALS WORLD WIDE. MAKE A WISE CHOICE OF TRANSFER, POTABLE AND ECONOMICAL
 
 

 

HELOO,,,,,,, 50% of $19.5 for yoo!!!

By pauly

HELOO,,,,,,,

From:     ABDULAHI DIENG (d_abdull12@hotmail.com)
Sent:     Tue 2/19/08 1:57 AM
Reply-to:     abduldieng@sverige.nu
To:     

BARRISTER ABDULAHI DIENG & ASSOCIATE
(Ivory Right Chambers)
SOLICITORS & ADVOCATES, NOTARY PUBLIC
Head Office: NO 45 Clegg St,
Dakar-Senegal
 
 
Our Ref: JUSTICE/FG2006  
 
 
Dear Good Friend,
 
 
I am Abdulahi Dieng {ESQ} a solicitor at law. I am the personal Attorney to Mr. David   Moussa, who lived in Dakar-Senegal, Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 20th of Dec 2000, my client was involved in a car accident Along Place Independence Road Rue Lamine Guaye Dakar-Senegal, All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated by the Security Company where this huge deposit was lodged.
 
 
Particularly, the financial insist where the deceased had an account valued at about $19.5 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account Confiscated within the next twenty official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating relatives, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased so that the Proceeds of this account valued at 19.5 million dollars can be paid to you. If you agree, we can share the fund in a ratio of 50% to you and 50% to me. I have all necessary Legal documents that can beused to back up any claim we may make.
 
 
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement. That will protect you from any breach of the law. I will like you to send me your full name and address, private telephone and fax number for easy communication.
 
 
Best regards,
Abdulahi Dieng (Esq.)

 
 
 
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ATTENTION..............(your name here)..?

By pauly
From: Barrahmad Salim (barr5ahmadsalim@yahoo.com)
Reply-to: barr50ahmadsalim@yahoo.com
Dear  your name here,

I am Barrister Ahmad Salim, an attorney at law in Malaysia. A deceased client of mine, by name Mr. Gilbert yourlastname,  who hereinafter shall be referred to as my client, died in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia as the result of a heart-related condition in 2002. My reason of sending you this email is to help secure the funds left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this fund valued at $4.5million dollars was deposited.
Since you do have the same surname with my late client, I would want to present you as the legitimate beneficiary with all legal documents required to back the claim up.
The holding bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated, and so far all my efforts to get hold of someone related to this man has proved abortive.
This is my proposal; I am asking for your consent to present you to the bank as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my late client, since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. I do have a good standing in Malaysia it is my assurance that this transaction will be successful and that I will make sure that the transaction is done within the applicable laws to guarantee full legitimacy
All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided by me. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. However if this business proposition offends your moral values do accept my apology.
 
Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. Do understand that this transaction do require utmost confidence and you should keep this mail to yourself not withstanding if you are rejecting the transaction or accepting it. Note that I reserve the right to reject your acceptance of this proposal if I have reasons to believe that you may not be honest or discreet as it concerns this proposal. Further details will be giving as soon as your interest is indicated.
Yours Sincerely,

Barrister Ahmad Salim.
Attorney at Law,

 
 



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