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YOUR DELIVERY AGENT

Dr.GODSWILL DOSIAH
info.thermotech@alice.it

Hey Doc... how come you have an eye-talian email address?

I want to acknowledge you that we have finally succeeded in getting your
package worth’s of $10.5 million out of (ECO-WAS) Economic Community of West
African States department with the help of Mr. James George Attorney General
of Federal High Court of Justice Benin Republic which act as your foreign
Attorney
representative here in Benin Republic.


Meanwhile every necessary arrangement has been made successfully with the Agent
stanley white for the delivery of your Consignment Box and every Document
guiding your delivery is well updated so you are advised to reconfirm your full
delivery information to the Agent right now as he is currently at Atlanta
Georgia International Airport with your Consignment Box. He has already called
me with his number on his arrival 4 hours ago.

So you are advice to reconfirm your full delivery information to the diplomat
and ask him to send you your DHL Airway Bill so as to prove to you that he is
currently in your country also ask him to give you his mobile number so as to
have easy conversation with him and to enable you give him full direction to
get your Consignment Box delivered to you and hand you over your Consignment
Box safe and sound, Furthermore you are advice to be very fast as the Frank
John has no time to waste due to his flight ticket. So the Information you are
required to reconfirm to the Agent is as Follow.

(1)Your Full Name
(2)Mobile Phone Number
(3)Current Home Address
(4)Fax Number
(5)Country
(6)City
(7)Nearest Airport
(8)Passport/Drivers license

you can get in contact with this number;(3212968775) email
(frank.john784@yahoo.com)

Kindly contact him via ais email address, Contact person, Name Agent Frank John
So contaact him to deliver your consignment box first thing tomorrow
morning possibly today, Make sure the bellow stated codes are identified when
contacting him and the content of the box should not be revealed for his does
not know the content as it's a VIP Delivery dispatched directly from my office
and the director of the Company.

SINCERELY
Dr.GODSWILL DOSIAH
CALL ME AFTER GOING THROUGH THE EMAIL +229-98762296
The Director of DHL Courier Company Benin Republic.

 

Strange plea from Liz

By Mrs. Elizabeth Juliana Oliver
From: Mrs. Elizabeth Juliana Oliver. (mrs.marylouis1@hotmail.com)

elizabethjulianaoliver@e-mail.ua Hmmm... yet another ".ua" email addy

Dear Friend,

I warmly greet you.

Please forgive me if my plea sounds a little strange or unbelievable to you. My family attorney who could have handled the process of executing my WILL & TESTAMENT on my behalf died early this year after a protracted illness. I therefore prayed fervently and by the special grace of GOD, I got your email ID from your country's guest book. I am Mrs. Elizabeth J. Oliver, a native of Brisbane Australia, I am 58 years old. I am suffering from protracted cancer of the lungs which has also affected part of my brain cells due to complications. From all indication, my condition has deteriorated and it is quite obvious according to my doctors that i may not live for the next couple of months, because my condition has gotten to a critical and life threatening stage.

I was orphaned at the age of four and was raised in an orphanage. I was married to my late husband Engineer. Steve Oliver for twenty years without a child. STEVE had cardiovascular condition and died of cardiac arrest few years ago.I am a fervent Believer and a God fearing woman just like my late husband. Steve and i lived in Nigeria for over 18 years, where my husband a petrochemical engineer by profession worked and rose through the ranks to become an executive director with a multinational construction and oil servicing conglomerate, before his demise. He also established huge private investments that i assisted in managing.

Sequel to the unfortunate and shocking demise of my priceless husband, i decided as a rule not to re-marry. when my cancer ailment became terminal & more so because i do not have a next of kin to bequeath all that STEVE & i labored for, I sold off all our choice properties and other inherited belongings comprising of a shopping mall, an hotel, shares, bonds, jewelries and other valuable family treasures and deposited the proceeds amounting to USD$10,000,000.00 (TEN MILLION DOLLARS ONLY) with First Inland Bank of Nigeria plc. As i write this fund is still deposited with the bank. The management of the bank just wrote me as the sole owner because of the unserviceable status of the fund and suggested to me in a 2 paragraph statement to issue a letter of authorization to someone who can manage the fund on my behalf because of my ill health and also threatened that the fund could be confiscated upon my failure to adhere to their Banking rules and regulations within a stipulated time frame.

I am presently at the intensive care unit of a London hospital, located at Fulham road in west London. It is the leading cancer treatment hospital in the world and i have been undergoing treatment there for late-stage terminal cancer of the lungs. I am computer literate and was fortunate enough to have my personal laptop with me, hence I am writing from my sick bed. I rarely talk; my doctors told me that I have only few months to live, unless there is a divine intervention. It is my last WISH therefore to see that 90% of this fund is invested in any charitable organization of your choice and administered as you may deem fit, especially to the orphanage homes and homes for destitute and the mentally retarded. you can also extend some part of the funds to churches and mosques and to those struck by natural disaster, if you wish.10% of the fund could also be expended on cost of administration of WILL & TESTAMENT and also on logistic support and other sundry arrangements that you may require as soon as the fund

I crave your indulgence as a God fearing individual and as someone who cares for the less-privileged as much as i do, to take it upon yourself and use this fund for the above mentioned purposes, I took this painstaking decision in other to help humanity in my little capacity before i rest in peace in the bosom of GOD almighty. According to my physicians my time will soon be up.

As soon as I receive your reply and personal information as listed below, I shall give you the official contact of the First Inland Bank plc officials, to enable you contact the Bank without delays. I will also issue you with a letter of authorization, so that my bankers will recognize your status as the new beneficiary of the fund.

The letter of authorization will further prove that you are the new beneficiary of my ESTATE, WILL & TESTAMENT. the funds have an open beneficiary mandate and as such, it is whom i authorize or appoint to act on my behalf that the bank will recognize and release the funds to.Please assure me that you will not treat this offer with levity but will rather give my bequest continued existence.

Send the information in this order:

(1) Your full names: ===================================
(2) Personal or official contact address:===============================
(3) Home or Office phone#:============Cell phone#:==========Fax#:=======
(4) Your Age: ===============
(5) Occupation:===========================
(6) Sex/Marital status:========================
(7) Private E-mail Address: ========================

Awaiting your kind response while craving your appreciation of my predicament.

Your Friend In Christ,

Mrs. Elizabeth Juliana Oliver.
(London Uk)
Private Email: elizabethjulianaoliver@e-mail.ua

 

The Nigerians Are Back! Yay!

By pauly

Contact me as soon as possible

I missed you guys!

From:     privacymail@orange.net
Sent:     Fri 6/06/08 4:48 PM
Reply-to:     privacymail@orange.net
To:     noreply@orange.net

Dear Prospective partner,
 
My name is Mr. Adeniji Olu, I work in a Security Company in Africa.There is an Investor from Federal republic of Nigeria a former governor of a state, who lodged some fund cash for safekeeping in our company, he was caugth in LONDON trying to launder a large amount of money and was arrested but bailled.
 
I received instruction from him to look for a reliable foreign partner/investor (me! me! pick me!) who can receive and manage the fund for him until his ordeal with the Government is over, currently he is under detention and probe, his offence is political motivated because he was aspiring for the office of the president in the last election.
 
However the money originated from gratification/under the counter sales of crude oil in his ministry,The amount is $25,000,000.00 USD and i need your assistance to be able to claim these funds with top most secrecy. 25 mill? That's a lot of cheese bro'. Count me in!

Kindly declare your interest for more details and send me a mail to oluolu3@rediffmail.com
 
Regards,
 
Mr. Adeniji Olu


 

I Win Yet Another Lottery. What Are The Odds?

By pauly

CONGRATULATION/WINNING NOTIFICATION‏
From: Lottery uk (lotteryinternational713@hotmail.co.uk)
Sent: Fri 7/18/08 8:56 AM
Reply-to: enquiressuk@yahoo.co.uk
To:  

CONGRATULATION/WINNING NOTIFICATION UK/SA Messenger

Yahoo! Lottery Results You won ?820.000! Yahoo! Mail congratulates you! 

The United Kingdom National Lottery is pleased to announce to you the results of the winners in our weekly online Sweepstakes International program.

All 10 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails each from Canada , Australia , United States , Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually, consequently, you have been approved for a total pay out of ?820,000.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED, TWENTY THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS STERLING )

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our Afro booklet representative office in Africa as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your ?820,000.00 (Eight Hundred and Twenty Thousand Pounds Sterling) would be released to you through our Africa Agent. 

Stated below are your identification numbers:

BATCH NUMBER: MFI/06/APA-436508
REFERENCE NUMBER: 2006294522
PIN: 1256 

To file for your claim, contact our accredited African agent immediately by phone or e-mail for processing and remittance of your prize money to you.

His contact information is as follows:

-- Mr. Riaan LouwTel: +27 7247 33348
Email: enquiressuk@yahoo.co.uk
Office: 132-133 Parkhurst BalfourUnit (F), Johannesburg Gauteng2001 South Africa. 

You are to send the completed verification form below to the our Agent in Africa whose email address is given above so that you will be advised on what to do to get your prize money.  

Congratulations once more!! You have to fill up this information and send it back through our mail box. 

(1) REFERENCE NUMBER: 
(2) BATCH NUMBER: 
(3) FULL NAME:
(4) ADDRESS:
(5) NATIONALITY:
(6) SEX AND AGE:
(7) IDENTITY NUMBER:
(8) OCCUPATION: 
(9) AMOUNT WON: 
(10) TELEPHONE: 
(11) FAX NUMBERS: 
(12) BANK NAME:
(13) BANK ADDRESS:
(14) ACCOUNT NUMBER:
(15) BANK SWIFT CODE: 

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this informationconfidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this program by non-selected winner or unofficial personnel. 

Note: in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your Refereance Numbers: 2006294522 and batch numbers: MFI/06/APA-436508 in all correspondence and also contact your claim agent as directed.

Yours Sincerely,

Dr. Green Don (PHD) LOTTO CO-ORDINATOR.

The Yahoo.com staff Yahoo.com http://www.yahoo.co.ukUK/SA
Yahoo! Lottery Results Yahoo!
Lottery is a free service that does not require you to be a Yahoo! registered user.
Ben Smitt MRS CHRISTIANA DAVID CAIN AND RUFUS 


 

Pay $150 insurance to get $8 million! Woo hoo!

By Pauly
Official Notice From Chevron Texaco Company‏
From:     REV. SMITH WHITE (info@fund.com)
Sent:     Tue 8/25/09 10:21 AM
To:    

Attention: Beneficiary (Who, me?)

 
I have been informed by the CHEVRON/TEXACO COMPANY LTD to anticipate your message as this office has been assigned to handle the payment of your grant donation prize and also to alert you that your previous mail was received here on this office desk and content clearly documented. I would advise you follow the instructions given to you and your Donation parcel will be sent to you fully sealed within the next 24hours. A cheque has been issued in your name and we have concluded the processing of all documents that will facilitate the clearance of the cheque in your Bank.
 
This document includes the following:
 
1.DONATION CHEQUE VALUED THE SUM OF US$8,000,000.00. 2. DONATION CERTIFICATE FROM THE CHEVRON/TEXACO EXPLORATION AND PRODUCTIONCOMPANY LTD (CTEPC). 3.CLEAR SOURCE OF FUNDS CERTIFICATES(C.S.F.C.) 4.LETTER OF AFFIDAVITS FROM THE NIGERIAN HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE, STATING THATTHE DONATION WAS RECEIVED LEGALLY FROM THE UNIVERSAL DONATION PROGRAMME, ANDDULY SIGNED BY THE LEGAL ATTORNEY TO THE ECOWAS.
 
These documents have been securely sealed and packed for security reasons which makes it impossible for anyone to view it until its been delivered to you. Find below our delivery options which you are required to choose the one that is most convenient to you to enable the delivery of your parcel to the address which is sent by you to this office.
 
I want you to indicate once more your mode of delivery for the purpose of documentation in the ECOWAS HEAD OFFICE.
 
DHL Cost of delivery
Mailing: US $100.00
Vat: US $10.00
Insurance: US $150.00
Total:260usd
 
FEDEX Cost of delivery
Mailing: US $50.00
VAT US $10.00
Insurance: US $150.00
Total:$US210.00
 
UPS Cost of delivery
Mailing: US$5.00
VAT US$5.00
Insurance: US$150.00
Total:$US160.00
 
All three options are 24hours delivery after shipment
 
NB: THE INSURANCE FEE (US$150:00) IS ABSOLUTELY COMPULSORY, AND MUST BEPAID BEFORE THE SHIPMENT OF YOUR PARCEL WHILE THE MAILING FEE SHOULD BEPAID TO THE DELIVERY AGENT THAT WILL DELIVER YOUR PARCEL TO YOUR DOORSTEP). So, I pay $150 up front to get $8 million? Sounds fair.
 
Due to the diplomatic content of your parcel, it will be illegal to send it without being insured as it will violate the federal delivery  rules governing diplomatic parcel delivery. This means payment for the insurance fee must be made before the parcel is sent to avoid risk. This is because of some bad experience we had in the past. We wouldn't want any more bad experiences. No Sir!
 
We can not afford to re-issue your cheque if anything goes wrong. In this case payment for the insurance fee is absolutely compulsory, while the mailing fee should be paid to any of the above listed delivery company you choose at the point of delivery. Your prize is protected by a hardcover insurance policy, which makes it impossible to deduct any amount from the money before remittance. Well, so long as it's protected by a hardcover insurance policy...
 
This means that the above insurance charges cannot be deducted from the prize and hence must be provided by you before your parcel is shipped. Hence?
 
This is in accordance with section 13(1)(n) of the international gambling act as adopted in 1993 and amended on 3RD july 1996 by the constitutional assembly. This is to protect receipients and to avoid misappropriation of funds. Gee, misappropriation of funds. How awful!
 
You have to contact PAYMENT STAFF AT THE ECOWAS HEAD OFFICE now with your information and choice of delivery company among the list above for the delivery of your package with this information bellow;
 
CONTROLLER: MR CHIKA OKOH COMPANY?S
NAME: PAYMENT STAFF ECOWAS HEAD OFFICE
EMAIL ADRESS: (mrchioko111@att.net)
Phone Number: +234802525-4563
 
1, Full Name...........................
2, Address of Residence:.................
3, country from:..................
4, Telephone Number:..................
5, Occupation...................
6, Age:..................
7, City:..................
8, Nearest Airport:..............
9, Next Of Kin:.................
10, Driver or International Passport:..............................
 
Kindly give me a call immediately you receive this mail. I'm on it!
 
MR. SMITH HILLS,
ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES
ECOWAS HEAD OFFICE
 
 
 

 
 



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